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From: MR WAZEED MALIKBILL&EXCHANGE MANAGER/ AUDITINGGROUP BANK OF AFRICA (BOA)BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA .DIRECT NUMBER TEL/ 00226 76 61 65 94My Dear Friend, \n\nI am the bill and exchange manager at FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT. In my department we \ndiscovered an abandoned sum of U.S $10.5million US dollars, TEN MILLION FIVE \nHUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS in an account that belonged to one of our \nforeign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash. \n\nSince we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin \nto come and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody \napplies for it as next of kin or a business associate to the deceased as indicated \nin our banking guidlines and laws, but unfortunately we learnt that all his \nsupposed next of kin died alongside with him at the plane crash \nleaving nobody behind for the claim. \n\nIt is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business \nproposal to you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin \nor a business associate to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement \nsince nobody is coming for it and I don\'t want this money to go into the bank \ntreasury as unclaimed bill. \n\nSince the bank law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained \nunclaimed after Six years the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as \nunclaimed fund. \n\nThe request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the \nfact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of \nkin. I propose that 40% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in \nrespect to the provision of a foreign account, 10% will be set aside for expenses \nincured during the business and 50% would be for me. \n\nThere after I and my Family will visit your country for disbursement according to \nthe percentages indicated and for some possible investment under your kind \ncontrol. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you asarranged,you must apply first to the bank as a business associate or next of kinof the deceased person.1. Your Full Names and Address. \n2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers. please i will like this transaction to be \nstrictly between you and i Upon receipt of your reply, I will start by giving to \nyou the application which you will fill and send to the bank. \n\nI will not fail to bring to your noticethat this transaction is that you should \nnot entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the \ntransfer and given your 100% full assurance and risk free transaction. You should \ncontact me immediately as soon as you receive this mail,.Trusting to hear from you \nimmediately, \n\nYours faithfully.MR WAZEED MALIK

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